So I figured that this blog would mostly be about the dates I go on, but I forgot how entertaining some of the shit on this site can be! Though I haven't found anyone worth meeting in person yet, I would like to share a message I got today, and the person's profile summery.
MESSAGE SUBJECT: Those are serious lips
BODY: "I'm not joking. Shit's crazy. You remind me of a girlfriend of mine, who moved back to Virginia Beach. She's an awesome bunny owner, not so much that you look alike, though you both have hella bone structure and a big juicy ass"
Win? It is flattering when someone compliments you...but like that? Classy. Then I went to his profile. There's a lot of questions to fill out on this site, but he only filled out one; The "about me" essay. So what about him?
"Well, I'm a total perv who will probably eye fuck you if you ever meet me. I think most women are sluts, but most of them won't admit it to themselves (much less the people around them), though the world would be so much better if everyone fucked more people more often while enjoying it more. I own a porn company, and I probably want you to fuck on camera."
I don't think I'll be messaging this guy back...
It's interesting how people in life (besides girl friends and family members) don't tell each other that they're hot/pretty/beautiful/sexy, but give someone a keyboard and a little anonymity, and you get the equivalent of a drive-by cat call. People also seem to drop the pretenses faster online...though I have a feeling with this guy we'd know right after meeting him that he's a creep, and he knows it, so he's just putting it out there now. I guess I appreciate that? and I'm sure there is a girl in Portland that wants to fuck him on camera...but for the sake of humanity, I hope not.
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